my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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