i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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