I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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