Already got asked if we're dating
I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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