the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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