Say something about gay babies.
I wish i was in the wii world.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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