He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
