haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
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