I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Randomize
