Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I hate all girls vehemently.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
he fucked my hip out of place.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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