People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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