Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
