Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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