I heard we made out
someone threw a dead crab at me
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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