when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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