Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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