Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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