ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Randomize
