And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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