Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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