so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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