So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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