Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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