quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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