Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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