My nipple is on Facebook.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
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