Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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