we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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