but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Randomize
