ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
