Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
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