i would punch a child for taco bell
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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