nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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