Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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