Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
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