Don't you send me to vm
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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