Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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