I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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