I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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