are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
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so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
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