I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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