Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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