I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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