The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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