no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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