Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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