Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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