i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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