i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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