Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Randomize
